Wiimbledon was today. You'll remember how excited Evil was about Wiimbledon. He was so excited he posted a picture of baseball players fighting (wtf?). He was so excited he used an atomic clock so that his application was sent .001 seconds after registration began. He was so excited he picked out the track suit he was going to wear ahead of time. He was so excited he invited friends over last night to practice so that he would be sharp this morning.
Then Evil got drunk and played Rock Band all night long so that when 10AM rolled around he couldn't get himself out of bed, much less out to Brooklyn. Thus, Evil has earned himself Complete and Total Asshat status. Congrats!!!
As for myself, I smoked Elizabeth in the first round, which was too bad because she had clearly invested a lot of time putting her Mario outfit together. Karma wasn't on my side, however, as I was matched up against her boyfriend in the 2nd round. He's a good boyfriend.
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