Tuesday, January 19, 2010

American Idol Is Back!

Evil

American Idol is back! I'm psyched for Season 8. I'm mostly psyched because that hottie Kara is back. I can't ever get tired of looking at her. Is it crazy that I get insanely jealous when she ogles some of the hot young male contestants? I get so jealous! I hope she's not banging any of time. I mean, it's one thing for that leathery old hag Paula Abdul to be preying on the desperate young guys will to do anything to break into show business, but not you too, Kara... not you too?