Manolo Declares War

Ladies,

On the afternoon of April 7th Manolo learned that fellow Hosers without previous warning either in the form of an email or an instant message or an ultimatum with a Super Wall post on Facebook or a phone call had attempted on cutting Manolo loose from the Hose.

In view of these wanton acts of unprovoked aggression committed in flagrant violation of International Law and particularly of Article IX of the Hose Articles of Incorporation relative to the removal of Hosers, to which both Manolo and the rest of the Hosers are parties, His Greatness' Ambassador at Hose headquarters has been instructed to inform the Hose Board of Directors in the name of His Greatness’ Government in the city of Magic that a state of war exists between our two parties.

I have the honor to be, with high consideration,

Sir,
Your uncontested master,
Manolo

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Just so you know, this won’t be an old war like WWII…it won’t be a modern war a la Rumsfeld/Bush…it will be a war of the future…after I am done with you, you think the Tibetans and the Burmese had it easy…the only flame being extinguished will the yours…

P.S. - For the record, even though Manolo formally declares war on the Hose and its Hosers, Bruno the Bear its exempt...he is so freaking cute in his birthday hat!!!