Yo, What Up Bitches?

Evil

Hey, happy lunar new year, y'all. Also, happy valentine's day. I haven't heard much from KenTak3. I wonder if he did anything special for Mamacita and/or Bruno. Or if his emotion chip is still on backorder. If you think getting hold of a Nintendo Wii is hard... Anyway. Mr. Shoulders has been quiet lately. I haven't ridden in this Porsche yet! Although at this point, there's probably already too much DNA all over the seats for me to go in there without a hazmat suit. Evil Twin #2 said she was coming over next week to check out my apartment (at the recommendation of KenTak3, who was apparently giving my bathroom fixtures a really hard look). I doubt Evil Twin #2 will actually come though. What I think she'll actually do is call me from someone else's apartment and tell me how nice that other apartment is. Lastly, Mr. and Mrs. Balls is in town this weekend! Try to catch them if you can. (Or, if you're like me, you'll just say, "Meet you at 11pm? Hah!")