Chris Connelly

Evil

ABC hired Chris Connelly to work the red carpet? Isn't that scraping the bottom of the barrel? I mean, the last time that Chris Connelly was cool was... I guess that was back when *I* was cool. That is, never. C'mon! This is the Oscars. I want to be entertained. Oh, they just cut to Lisa Ling. She's interviewing Nicole Kidman, who's towering over her. Asians just don't get that tall.