8:01 pm Openning Scene

Th Happy Feet Penguins do this wierd montage thing to "boogie wonderland". It doesn't make much sense to me.

The announcer, Chris Connelly, welcomes us and chris mentions that they have camera's they have never been before. (In Chris' place does this mean a girl's private parts?...that's right I said it, I went cheap early with the gay jokes)

Leo leads off talking about how hard it is to make a movie in the hollywood system about "something". He's apparently referring to blood diamonds. Which looks completely unbearable.

He cuts to Lisa Ling! I beg a question, is the Oscars Red Carpet where pseudo celebrity interviewers go to die?

Lisa is asking Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts how much they hang out. No one cares