Pre-Gaming

Evil



I just finished watching the final day of the Tour of California on the Vs. Network (formerly the Outdoor Living Network). Switched over the the Barbara Walters pre-Oscars special. My testosterone-to-estrogen level has not adjusted yet. It's like spending 2 or 3 days in a spider hole and then suddenly being thrust into direct sunlight. Your eyes need more than a few seconds.

Barbara Walters is interviewing Helen Mirren ("The Queen"). Helen Mirren just said, "But I have a huge bottom" and then her and Barbara Walters both giggle. Someone kill me.