PageRank 4, You're So Elusive

Evil

Popularity of The Hose is at an all time high, thanks to the friends who link to us: Evil Twins, IrisHasFreeTime, Bitchin' Mama, and a new friend, here.to.here.

So, why, for the love of God, can't we get to PageRank 4? Please! Aren't we worth it?