"Excuse me sir, there's no sleeping in here"

Evil

Yesterday, around 7:55pm. My inner dialogue:

ok evil, all you need to do is stretch a bit and then you can go home. stretch. go stretch. ahh, this sort of hurts but it sort of feels good. i just wanna lie down for a bit. the gym towels feel softer than usual today. maybe this is a new batch of towels. it smells nice. it feels nice just to put my head down for a bit. i wonder if anyone'll notice if i try to take a nap. oh crap, this girl is looking at me strangely. i better go.