The Hose

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Poor Social Skills

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Everyone involved in this conversation has poor social skills:

"i put in a request for one at the apple store...the guy was less then helpful..first he made me guess which one was in stock(i guessed pink, then silver, then he pulls it out from behind his back and says..."c'mon be more observant" angered by his faggetry i proclaimed, "all i want is the gay powder blue one" in as commanding and masculine a voice as i could muster and he says okay and allows me to put in a request..i then asked how long the wait would be and he sighs "i dont know, could be weeks"...the proper action in such a situation would've been to beat the crap out of him..but exhausted from the ordeal i went home and ate a bag of french onion sun chips in my underwear while watching last week's episode of one tree hill"

The only question that remains is:
Who wrote this?
(a) Manolo
(b) Evil
(c) The Bumpasarus
(d) Sleeve
(e) Xtian
(f) Charles
(g) Cheo