I've Got The Blues

Evil

... the furniture shopping blues, that is. Why is it so hard to find a couch that's not an ugly color and not an ugly style? Sheesh! I've seen at least 100 couches in about 6 different stores and nothing is working. Actually, a couple were nice, but they were way too big to fit through my apartment door. And I can't buy other furniture before finalizing on a couch, which even if I bought today, would probably take 6 - 8 weeks to manufacture and deliver. At this rate, I'll never have any furniture. Except for the huge bed of cedar shavings I keep in the corner of my room. Cedar is great. I just pee on it any time I want.