Spitzer vs. Someone-Who-Doesn't-Stand-A-Chance

Evil



Here in New York, there's some kind of election that's about to happen. I don't know the details, but I've passively seen commercials about it. All I know is that Elliot Spitzer is running and whichever poor schmo is running against him is going to beat worse than a 3-year-old-Evil by his mom.

Elliot Spitzer is stronger than Superman. Elliot Spitzer is honester than Abe. Elliot Spitzer's jawline is squarer than a 90 degree angle. Elliot Spitzer will win and save New York, whatever it is that we need to be saved from.