Scenes from a Dentist

Dr. Ray: Wow
xTian: What?
Dr. Ray: How much pain are you in back here?
xTian: None
Dr. Ray: Really? That's impossible. It's a mess back there, those things never erupted out of your gums. They are impossible to keep clean. They must be constantly inflammed.

I neglected to admit that 5 years ago when I lived in Astoria, they hurt so friggin much that I had an appointment to take them out. Talking to my mother the night before she scared the crap out of me about anasthesia and said I needed someone to go with me to make sure I got home ok. Anyway, instead I cancelled the whole thing and went to work