Manolo Gets An Email

I received the following email at 10:37 PM on Saturday evening:

From: [Balls Mahoney]
To: [Mrs. Balls, Manolo, Evil Twin #1, “Chris”, The W Train]
Cc: [Evil Twin #2]

Hey, you cats remember the whitewater rafting trip and the car trip discussion about 'guilty pleasure' movies?IRON EAGLE!!Yeah, baby - it's on right now!!! (And just as cheesy as ever)

The first thing I wonder is why Balls is at home on a Saturday evening sending emails instead of having crazy wild sex with Mrs. Balls.

The second thing I wonder is why he is choosing to watch “Iron Eagle” instead of “Red Dawn” which was playing on TV as well…

Does anyone remember Red Dawn?

That’s a GREAT guilty pleasure movie. Action packed military fantasy with a bunch of teenage militia hiding out in the Colorado Rockies striking back against invading Russian troops occupying the Western USA. I won’t even mention Patrick Swayze or that it was Charlie Sheen’s first film. Go Wolverines!!!

All I know is that Balls has his priorities all screwed up…his only saving grace is that at least it wasn’t “The Man from Snowy River” or “Ladyhawke."