I Hope It's Not Fatal

Evil

I've come down with this weird rash around my left collarbone area. I first got it a couple of weeks ago and it hasn't gone away (but it hasn't spread elsewhere either). So I went to see a dermotologist today. The first thing I notice about the demotologist... she's cute! The second thing I notice... whoa, she's young. She looks like she's 26. But she's Asian, so maybe she just looks young by virtue of having good skin (from BOTH being Asian and being a dermotologist. Double bonus!) Anyway, while I was there, she takes various swabs and various scrapes from my rash. She looks at the stuff under a microscope. Her final verdict? And this is a direct quote: "Wow, I have no idea what this is!" Great. I just hope it's not fatal.