Bye Bye Becks

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It's been a tough couple of days for David Beckham.

First, he pulls himself out of his team's match vs. Portugal due to "injury." As he sat on the sidelines with teary face buried in hands, his team was booted out of the World Cup.

Following that, Becks called a press conference to announce that he's quitting as England's team captain. But Becks stressed that he still plans to compete for his country, just not as captain. When asked by reporters what led him to this decisions, Becks said: "Because I wanted to spend more time with The Bumpasaurus."