Pop Quiz... But It's Only Multiple Choice

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Pop quiz... only 1 question... and it's multiple choice.

Question: I haven't been posting on The Hose lately because...

(a) I've eating so much cheese that my fingers have gotten too chubby to type without significant difficulty

(b) I've come down with a bad case of cancer and/or HIV and/or bird flu

(c) I've been trapped in a mine

(d) I've been too busy hanging out with my "real friends"

(e) I've met a nice girl and come to the conclusion that blogging is for girlfriend-less losers

(f) None of the above

(g) XTIAN is wack