Guess Who's The Clown? (Double Dose!)

Evil

If you correctly guess the identities of Clown #1 and Clown #2, you win a special prize!

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Clown #1: did you hear about kobe's 81 point game?
Clown #1: he was getting great penetration all night
Clown #1: no one could stop him from going to the hole
Clown #1: there was no defense against kobe's aggression

Clown #2: was the penetration against the denver nuggets?
Clown #2: because he always does good work in colorado

Clown #1: he was scoring at will
Clown #1: and against everyone else's will
Clown #1: he was able to concentrate and zone out all the shouts of "noooooo!"
Clown #1: what an athlete
Clown #1: and role model

Clown #2: and after the game the other team took a shower and went home, so i bet they'll get over it

Clown #1: ouch!
Clown #1: it still probably hurt them the next day though
Clown #1: even if they didn't want to admit that it ever happened
Clown #1: there was debate over whether the other team just layed down and let kobe score on them
Clown #1: the other team supposedly lays down for everyone

Clown #2: they may lay down for everyone, but they didn't want kobe to penetrate in the back court, so i can see why they might be upset

Clown #1: they should really work more on their back door defense then
Clown #1: they were wide open all night
Clown #1: even a guy has big as kobe was able to slide right in