Monday, May 14, 2007

Manolo Gets Shocking News

I have been trying to get into this young lady's underpants for the past few years. She is a friend of a friend and no longer lives in Miami. She would come into town every few months or so to see her old high school/college friends so I saw her sporadically and always in group settings. Every now and then, we would manage to sneak out for some mouth to mouth Mambo but never more than that…since she lived out of town and I hate the phone, our post lip wrestling relationship would quickly fizzle out.

About a month ago, she finally got instant messenger. This technology was of course quickly misused by both parties to engage in rather adult conversations…I found out why we never went past the old third base. Another thing I found out was her love of erotic material and her rather large collection. With this newly found knowledge and a new level of intimacy, she planned a trip where she got to Miami one day early to hang out with yours truly.

After picking her up at the airport and doing the whole dinner thing, we ended up at my apartment where things quickly progressed. I am not going to give you a play by play but I will tell you that everything was going rather fine and dandy. That is until she started caressing my buttocks and tried to do the male version of the shocker…I know some of you are into that (i.e. - Evil, Xtian) but that definitely killed the evening for me…

Anyway, the lesson of the day is that persistence pays off!!!

There is a bonus lesson though which is way more important...if a girl tells you she is into porn and in fact has a full fledged collection, make sure you find out what kind of porn she is into before you sign up for the voyage…