Overheard in Bangkok

Evil

My cab driver in Bangkok asks if I've heard of the Ping Pong Show. The answer is no, but I'm also thinking, why the hell would I care. I mean, bring me to the arena so I can check out some Muay Thai or something. Those guys are tough. They could break a baseball bat with their shins! The cab driver says that mostly only cab drivers know about the Ping Pong Show. Turns out, it's not a Ping Pong match. But the main act does feature a ping pong ball. Another part of the act features an egg (which gets cracked). Yet another part of the act involves huge bananas.