Let the Baby-Making Begin!

Evil

Being apparently more Asian than me, Evil Twin #1 informed me that 2007 is not only the Year of the Pig on the lunar calendar, but it's the year of the Golden Pig. Babies born in the year of the golden pig are said to be blessed with great fortune and the ability to lay eggs of solid gold. So long as you don't cut these babies in half, you greedy bastards, you'd be set for life.


Doing some math (Manolo style)... babies take about 9 months to pop out... a month is already gone from 2007... that leaves only 2 months for me to get a baby started! Man, I better get going. Or rather, I better get mentally prepared for more failure. Thanks, Evil Twin #1.