Bets For The New Year

Evil

Officially, I am NOT taking bets because that might be illegal if these servers aren't offshore. But let's just say we can do these deals offline. Email me! Even money. $20 per bet. Here are the categories. Timeframe is now til Dec 31, 2007.

* Number of dogs living in the Mamacita/KenTak3 household by the end of the year
Over/Under = 1

* Number of women impregnated by Xtian
Over/Under =1

* Number of months til Xtian buys a house/apartment
Over/Under = 6

* Number of times Evil refills is Ambien prescription
Over/Under = 6

* Who will get married first in 2007:
(a) KenTak3, (b) Manolo, (c) Evil, (d), Mr. Shoulders, (e) Xtian, (f) None

* Who wil have a nervous breakdown first in 2007:
(a) KenTak3, (b) Manolo, (c) Evil, (d), Mr. Shoulders, (e) Xtian, (f) None

* Who will post more on The Hose in 2007:
(a) Xtian, (b) Evil, (c) Soon-to-be-announced new writer!

* Condition that Mr. Shoulders is most likely to come down with:
(a) torn rotator cuff, (b) pulled hamstring, (c) the clap, (d) sickle cell disease, (e) stroke

* Condition that Xtian is most likely to come down with:
(a) the clap, (b) the clap, (c) the clap, (d) depression, (e) bipolar disorder

* Condition that KenTak3 is most likely to come down with:
(a) rust, (b) blue screen, (c) memory fault, (d) overheating, (e) BIOS discontinued

* Condition that Evil is most likely to come down with:
(a) loneliness, (b) bed sores, (c) lupus, (d) painkiller addiction, (e) death