The Hose

Evil

SMOKER'S VAGINA

Thanks to search engines, millions of people are able to find The Hose. OK, maybe not millions, but let's say tens of people are able to find The Hose. OK, to be honest, ones of people find The Hose. But there's good news... at the current rate of growth, our readership will break into the double digits sometime in mid-2005. XTIAN and I are already giving thought to monetizing all those eyeballs.

In the meantime, checking out how people find The Hose via search engines is quite amusing. Certainly more amusing than, say... doing one's job. HAH. Here are a few of my favorites:

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