The Hose

Evil

GUESS WHO'S THE CLOWN

This is tough one...

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GWTC: hey tom its [XXX]

EVIL: what do you want

GWTC: what does straight foward mean

EVIL: use it in a sentence

GWTC: you are pretty straightfoward

EVIL: oh
EVIL: it means "the opposite of complicated"
EVIL: something like "simple"

GWTC: oh
GWTC: is that good or bad

EVIL: who said it to you

EVIL: it's usually a good or neutral thing

GWTC: when a female says it to you

EVIL: generally not a bad thing
EVIL: yeah, it's either good or neutral
EVIL: not bad

GWTC: a female my age

EVIL: next time she says it, punch her in the stomach
EVIL: and see what happens

GWTC: what?

EVIL: you heard me
EVIL: punch to the gut
EVIL: it's funny

GWTC: that is wrong

EVIL: dont be so judgemental

GWTC: you know how many women get hit

EVIL: actually, i dont
EVIL: how would i know something like that??

GWTC: whatever
GWTC: is straight forward a name for a punch

EVIL: yah
EVIL: that's why it's funny
EVIL: like a left hook, or an uppercut

GWTC: oh man

EVIL: but a straightforward is a punch to the gut
EVIL: but you have to do it hard
EVIL: or else you're a wuss

GWTC: so basically you played with my mind

EVIL: no
EVIL: why would you say that
EVIL: now lemme go back to work