Evil
HELP WANTED
Hey XTIAN, my nephew noticed the help wanted sign that you posted for becoming a writer on this blog. Dude, that kid meets all the requirements, man. And he's only 14 months old! He's got a lifetime of emotional closed-offness, struggles with food, and emotional scarring ahead of him. You wanna get in on the ground floor here. This kid is gonna be a star. Attached is evidence that he meets the requirements:
"Emotionall closed off": This is a pic of me and him hanging out. We literally keep each other at arm's lenght. Also notice the giant box of Veniero's in the foreground. I sat there and ate no less than 1 dozen mini canolis. (Hey, they were mini!) I think some of that rubbed off on the kid. See next pic...
"Unhealthy relationship with food": No futher commentary needed.
"Emotional scarring due to underloving parents": This is a pic of new nephew and his dad. Apprently, in that household, a crying baby is not really a crying baby. Instead, a crying baby is an excellent shield against the paparazzi.
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