The Hose

Evil

BE HONEST!

I just heard that John Kerry tore his right rotator cuff. The articles says that he tore it while campaigning in Iowa. C'mon now. What does that even mean? Take it from someone who has firsthand knowledge: Mr. Shoulders. There are only two ways to tear your right rotator cuff:

1. Throwing too many 98mph fastballs
2. Well... you know