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I think that X-TIAN should write a Metrosexual advice column. Why do I think that? Because sometimes I need the good advice of a metrosexual. As such, I am submitting the first question to X-TIAN's advice column in hopes that he'll answer it.

Dear X-TIAN,

People say that you can't wear white pants after Labor Day. But is it OK to wear linen pants after Labor Day? (Non-white ones, of course.) I don't feel as tho I've worn enough linen this year and want to get in a few more linen days before it becomes ass cold in NYC.

Unrelated...

I never did get that fly. Damn fly.