Tuesday, June 26, 2007

What Is Happening In This Photo?

Evil
What is happening in this photo? Should I be scared? Should society in general be scared?

#16 on the right looks like he's licking his chops. Ready for something tasty? What, exactly? Are these men about to perform an act of violence on an unsuspecting young woman? Oh, that was the Mets of the early 90's, not this team.

What is #7, in the front, doing? Is he showing his teammates how wide he can spread his butt cheeks?

What about the camera man in the back? I think I recognize him from the Bang Bus series of videos. That man does some fine work.

Can we put the Mets in jail already?