Turning 30

here are three birthday wishes that were extended to me last week. One was a voicemail, one an email and the third a snail mail birthday card.

(1)...Hope you have your face in the lap of some skank...
(2)Hope you enjoyed a relaxing one yesterday...or a wildly crazy and exciting one, where you don't remember much but woke up handcuffed to a hot blond chic.....
(3)fanciful idea of impregnating some random girl now that you're thirty...

All the well wishers were women. (1) was my cousin of all people. She seems angry at women for some reason.

What's going on here? There is a lot of mysogeny on the table right now. Are people reading the blog and confusing me for evil? Do people assume I'm Mr. Shoulders- guilt by association?