Outdated Movie Review: King Kong

Evil



UGH! This movie should never have been (re)made. King Kong is essentially Jurassic Park, except throw in a big monkey and a boring ass script. Which Hollywood exec jacked up on blow thought this movie was going to be a hit? DUDE! The dramatic male lead is Jack Black. Jack Black people! And the tough guy in this movie was... Adrien Brody? I was supposed to believe that he could save the girl? I can't even convince myself that Adrien Brody can save his own career. And I've had 6 drinks (alone) tonight.