Update on Our Lives

Evil

Dear Faithful Reader(s),

Even though there hasn't been a lot of activity on The Hose lately, it's not actually representative of what's happening in our real lives. There's been lots going on. I felt it was only fair that you should get an update. Here's what we've been up to:

Manolo - Working on his memoirs. Hit severe writer's block by page 5. Has been whittling away time (i.e. jerking off non-stop) ever since.

Xtian - Banging a war path through the women of New York City. Too busy to hang out with Evil anymore.

Kentaro - Steadily checking off every milestone in his master plan for taking over that fancy-pants investment bank that he works on. Most recent accomplishment in the master plan: appointing one of his key lieutenants, Bruno, as co-head of Global Capital Markets.

Mr. Shoulders - Who knows what Mr. Shoulders is up to? Is he still alive?

Cheo - Desperately trying to find underwear in his size.

The Bumpasaurus - Reading comic books. Writes the occasional love letter to David Beckham. In his remaining free time, fills his belly button with peanut butter, then scoops it out with his finger, then eats it.

Evil - On a serious note, last week, my son was born. A healthy 8 pounds, 4 ounces. Really healthy set of lungs. Will post some pictures shortly, as soon as the kid stops looking like a raisin, because no one wants to see pictures of freakish alien-like babies.

OK, bye now.

L'Chaim y'all!

Congrats to the Newlyweds!

Manolo Gets Some Sugar

I was going thru a kind of dry spell and I hadn't had sex for a few months or so. In my defense though, I was so busy I had failed to notice (yeah right!).

Anyways, it rained last night and I had myself some sweet honey. The only thing is that I am not feeling the typical high of a sugar rush.

I don't know if its the fact that I am out of shape or the fact that we were trying some fancy schmancy moves (I shouldn't given my past back problems) but all sorts of muscles and body parts are aching. Besides having to wake up early for a morning meeting, I received 5 calls before noon so not am I only physically tired but mentally and emotionally as well.

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And a pre-emptive strike against Evil.

No Evil, it wasn't a guy so none of that,"was it good for him too..."

You should ask your mom though...

Manolo IMs with Xtian

An actual instant message conversation between myself and Xtian yesterday afternoon.

Xtian: Hey
Manolo: Hey
Xtian: What's up? Everything good?
Manolo: Everything is good. How about you?
Xtian: Everything is good.
Manolo: What else is up?
Xtian: Not much...and you.
Manolo: you know, same old...working.
Xtian: Yeah...me too...
Manolo: yeah
Xtian: ...okay...
Manolo: ahem...
Xtian: bye
Manolo: see ya...

As the conversation attests, it seems Xtian and I have ran out of things to talk about...