Santo Subito

Evil

Chief Justice William Rehnquist was laid to rest yesterday. As sad as it is, we now have to look forward. And all I can say is... I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE CONCLAVE! By tradition, 9 days after the dead Chief Justice is buried, all Senators from around the country will gather and sequester themselves under the majestic dome of The Capitol. They will remain locked in and stinky until they elect a new Chief Justice by at least a two-thirds majority. Personally, my money is on Francis Arinze of Nigeria.