A Good Day

Evil

I've been emailing with a friend of mine recently. We haven't communicated the previous half-year or so for various reasons. Most of it was due to her job cutting off her IM. Damn you, The Man! (*shakes fist defiantly*)

Over email, I asked my friend, "When was it that we first met? Was it while I was unemployed? That must have been 2 and a half years ago."

She wrote back, "...you were unemployed and giving me tips on how to roast a whole chicken. you told me to stick a lemon in its butt! i still do it that way..."

Maybe this is weird, but her comment made me feel pretty good. It made me feel like I've actually made a difference in someone's life, however insignificant.

What I Love

Evil

If I had children, my way of showing my displeasure would be to say: "I would trade you in for a wheel of cheese, I swear." I really love cheese. I might love cheese too much.

Face Transplants

Evil

Finally! Doctors figured out how to do face transplants. Now there's hope for those ugly (but loveable) mofo's, Xtian and Manolo. What about Cheo? That guy need much more than a face transplant.

Barry Sucks

Evil

Barry Bonds announced that he plans to lose 28 pounds. And that's just from his head!

When does the Jay Fielder era start?

Get your Tivos ready!!

Angelina Joile and Dr. Jeffrey Sachs (of Columbia's Earth Institute and the author of one of the better books I've read in the last few months are going to Africa to end poverty. The whole event will be recapped on MTV.

The possibilities are endless...for comedy...

Disturbing conversation

i had a really disturbing conversation with sangay today. we were talking about the previous night and he mentioned that he "really liked my look". I was a bit confused

"how do you mean?"

"did you get new glasses or something?"

"no..however, it might be the new products I am using i am using a new facial scrub and also have a moisterizer that has some anti-oil elements and I also use a different creme that takes care of the bags under my eyes. I also have a bit of a tan..."

"oh...its working"

I don't know where my ambiguous lifemate was but I was walking down the street in the west village and feeling very uncomfortable by this whole line of questioning...

whoa

evil



whats going on in this photo?

Sad News

Evil

I heard some really sad news today and I think most of you will probably hear about it in the coming days. Info is still coming in, but all I know thus far is that there was a huge hurricane in the Gulf coast region and there was a lot of damage. I heard that New Orleans is under water... don't know to what extent the damage is, but it sounds pretty bad.

Santo Subito

Evil

Chief Justice William Rehnquist was laid to rest yesterday. As sad as it is, we now have to look forward. And all I can say is... I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE CONCLAVE! By tradition, 9 days after the dead Chief Justice is buried, all Senators from around the country will gather and sequester themselves under the majestic dome of The Capitol. They will remain locked in and stinky until they elect a new Chief Justice by at least a two-thirds majority. Personally, my money is on Francis Arinze of Nigeria.

Tokyo, Part 2

Evil

I NEVER thought I'd say this, but... I am all hentai'd out! I mean it.

Tokyo

Evil



Top Things I've Learned While in Tokyo

1. Scarlett Johansson does NOT hang out at the Cerulean Towers hotel bar. (Tonight, I'm heading to the Park Hyatt, where they filmed that movie, to look for her.)

2. I can't find those vending machines where they sell used women's panties. Is that an insider thing? Who do I have to know?

3. Japanese toilets are very advanced. They have a feature that squirts warm water right at your butt hole.

4. Japanese schoolgirls ACTUALLY wear the uniforms you see on Japanese schoolgirl porn. It's weird.

5. Tokyo is at the same latitude as Memphis, TN. It's about 250% humidity here.

Good bye...

Evil



Good bye, Chief Justice William Rehnquist... we will always love you!