A Crack Pack Wedding

At a wedding this past weekend, I watched as the groom hazed in the following manner.

One of my friends yelled "Gas Pedal" at the top of his lungs.
The groom was wrestled to the ground, with his shirt lifted over his head ala a hockey fight.
he was grabbed by his ankles
the person holding his ankles mashed down on his crotch as though he were pumping a gas pedal
Someone came up immediately behind him yelling "ice crotch"
Someone else shoved a bunch of ice down his pants

Then a lively game of flip cup resumed.

Sometimes I miss college....