I think for McCain to win now he needs to win California. My vote matters!
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
And the winner is....
Soledad O'Brien by a landslide. She represents our beautiful omni-racial future. Cambell Brown is yesterday's news.
Harold Ford Jr. for Secretary of Keeping It Real.
Breaking news!
CNN goes Lord of the Flies. William Bennet scarfs a foot-long meatball grinder, then wipes his mouth with David Gergin. Things are getting wild!
Ohio
Fox just projected Ohio for Barack. They have 200 for Barack.
Over on CNN, I think David Gergen just asleep, face down in his soup, mid sentence.
Back on Fox, they have started interviewing McCain ground troops. Looking for a scapegoat they are asking if this mess is all Gov Palin's fault. Nice job guys!
Harold Ford Jr!
MSNBC just found Former Congressman Harold Ford Jr. Where's he been hiding?
Is a brother vying for a cabinet post?
Mike Murphy, MSNBC token Republican, is just about rolling over for Barack.
MSNBC can't stop calling States
While refusing to call Virgina (based on what looks like two counties up for debate) and NC, they just threw Arkansas to McCain.
Morris Day and I just debated who was hotter Soledad O'Brien or Campbell Brown.
Catjjy just called so I could hear Cha say "Obama". we need to record that and get that up on the Hose ASAP.
Chuck Todd just threw a wet blanket on everything thinking that Virgina is not looking good for Barack...don't ruin my buzz with your sober rational analysis.
Excellent point
Obama is going to keep Fox News in business for the next decade. Hannity probably voted for him.
New vote: should Xtian and I get a room? Where is everyone else? Is Evil live-blogging for a competing organization? Is Killer B too busy being a devoted husband?
Dead Man Broadcasting
Brit Hume looks horrible. Is he ok?
Fox is doing a somber piece on the lack of voter fraud/suppression concerns. Kind of burying the lead there, aren't we guys?
This piece is coming from Ohio. This morning on Imus, Paul Begala said that he heard there would be 80% turn out in Ohio. That's just nuts!
Bill Kristol just admitted this will be the most liberal government since LBJ.
Hume just asked "Is this actually a center left country?"
I don't understand why this feels like a funeral. They get to rag on the Dems endlessly for the next two years!
Switch Channels!
NBC is calling things left and right. Obama has 340 electoral votes, McCain has 300. It's madness.
The Cha just said "Obama"! Very cute. Anyone who wants to hear a 1.5 year get brainwashed by his parents, give us a call.
The big story
Is that CNN is afraid to call anything. With 40% of the precincts reporting they refuse to call Florida for Obama!
MSNBC has Indiana and NC being too close to call!
Someone call Florida before I start crying Bourbon!
As a sidebar, apparently Tom Brokaw played daddy to all these MSNBC goons a few weeks ago and told them all to grow up. To the point where the Morning Joe guy and dbag Olbermann had to caveat every analysis of polling in the last few weeks with "Taking Tom Brokaw's advice to heart, I won't say this is over but..." as if it's Tom's fault that he's not a d-bag.
At this point the only difference between CNN and MSNBC tracking is that CNN has 1 of Maine's 4 electoral votes going to Sen. McCain. Who knew you could split electoral votes.
Gotta run over to Fox and see if Sean Hannity has killed himself yet.
Ice rink
Is anyone else enjoying the NBC 30 Rock ice rink with the election map, being diligently colored in as states are called? Nice tough. I don't recall that in previous elections.
Oh No!
Campbell Brown is pregnant?!?!?!
This may shake out to be the one disappointment I will need to deal with all night.
CNN is refusing to call anything. Everyone else has Sununu falling out of the back of the bus but they just spent 4 minutes explaining why they won't call this race. Campbell Brown might need to lose her top to keep viewers...
The Bay Area breaks for Obama
Wooooo! 5pm in the West and the Bourbon is about to start flowing. Good for ABC to have the grapes to call Obama with so little of the vote in. Let the route begin!
Woah
MSNBC just called Pennsylvania for Barack, throwing Barack over 103 Electoral votes! Apparently Bucks County went 2-1 for Barack, who knew!
CNN still says too early to call about the Quaker State. We'll see what they say as things come through.
Odd thing is Alabama and Miss. are open and too close to call.
Barack has not flipped a state yet. Everyone needs to mellow out.
Apparently, Barack is has taken 3% more non-college voters than Senator Kerry did last year. Interesting.
Chris Matthews is sober, but just barely. I am not. Third glass of bourbon!
WOO
Monday, November 03, 2008
Sunday, November 02, 2008
The Hose Endorsement
Seriously, who are these people? How long does it take for them to decide what dressing to put on their salad or what tie to put on in the morning. I want answers!
New Favorite blog
Meghan McCain, Daughter of Presidential Candidate, Senator John McCain, has a blog. It's awesome.
Here she is discussing how "punk rock" it is to be a Republican.
There are also several photos and comments about the endorsement of McCain by Linda Ramone, widow of Joey Ramone.
Fascinating
xtian is undone
Evil and I walked around a bit on Friday night, soaking in the Halloween scene. As we crossed Elizabeth Street, I quickly turned to Evil and said
"That's Media Mogul/Star Editor-At-Large/Time Out NY Dating Columnist Julia Allison!"
His response was something to the effect of "No way"
He drifted over to her and whispered in the creepiest way possible "Are you Julia Allison?"
"Yes" she chirped...
I'll admit, I was elated. I am legitimately a huge fan of hers. Wierd I know. However, I have always been fascinated by her TV appearances on MSNBC and Fox News. Beyond that, Gawker spent a good deal of time obsessed with her. Most recently, I developed a new found appreciation for her reading this article a few months ago. She clearly knows how to generate buzz.
Evil and I have been plotting quietly about how to finally take the world by storm, using her story as a blue print.
She definitely sticks out, even on the street in costume. I mean she's gorgeous in person. Though shorter than I imagined. Perky, and generally engaging, the sort of chick that could take over a room when she entered...
Evil noticing how slackjawed I was, asked if I wanted a photo with her.
"Noooooooooo" I stammered, before recovering and following up with a question of my own "Would you like one?"
Evil quickly resisted while communicating a mild disgust that was directed to me, but not in an obvious way.
Looking back at us, she pipped in with a snarky "Thanks guys..."
Realizing that we were ruining this, I took action. Stuttering and tripping over myself, I brushed past Evil to get to her.
Mid pose, she switched sides, offer that this pose was on her good side...
Staring at her boobs I asked quietly "you have a good side?"
Stupid! Stupid! It did not come out the way I intended. Nothing was. Oh no!
She looked back at me judgingly.
"I mean a better side" I offered meekly...attempting a recovery after banging my head on the diving board.
We stood there for a moment, watching her and her friends bound down the street.
Evil managed to laugh at me the whole walk to the next bar.
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